Dear child,

Dear child with seasonal allergies & a very strong gag reflex, 

Thank you for the "inspiration" to steam clean my entire living room carpet today. While I had a blast at the pumpkin patch, I'm hoping to not have to deep clean my carpet after each trip due to your post nasal drip. However, the living room does now smell quite nice & I am reminded how thankful I am that we invested in a carpet cleaner.

Sincerely, 
A mom who had better things to do during nap time today.